Dr. Ali sends his regards

Dr. Ali thinks I've been shot. He writes...

Ministry Finance to me
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Dear Roscoe P. Coltrane

How has is your leg doing now? since the other day i have been thinking about what happen to you, just like that,men of this world is wicked,i will try all my best to see that his ministry wait for you to get well.I always say a pryer for each morning before work, please get well soon and God bless you soon and all ways.

Believe me my the time you wake up tommorrow you wiil be feeling better as before.

Best regards,
Dr,Cofi Ali

I need to send James Luis an update

Time to see how much patience he's got...


I've had a little trouble
James,
I have not been able to get to the bank yet. I was in a terrible car wreck yesterday. I'm unable to move. I had the nurse type this email for me on my laptop. See attached picture.


I will send word to the bank hopefully this weekend.
Yours,
Roscoe

James Luis is starting to get impatient

I suggested splitting the "inheritance" with James Luis, but he either didn't understand that offer, or didn't like it, because he ignored it. Witness:


FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: Hon. (Mrs) Doores Morgan
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
SECRETARY: James Luis,
5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Attention: Father Roscoe P Coltrane

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL,PLEASE MAIL ME IFYOU ARE STILL AVAILABLE


Best Wishes,

Hon. (Mrs.) Doores Morgan
The Federal Minister Finance (FMF).
PERSONAL SECRETARY: Mr. James Luis


"Roscoe P. Coltrane" wrote:
Look, I'm sorry Brother James, I just don't have $980 right now. Why don't you do this, take the $900,000, keep $450,000 for yourself, you pay the fee, and send me the rest? How about that?

That way you and I will BOTH benefit.
Sincerely,
RP Coltrane
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Dr. Ali is concerned

Roscoe P. Coltrane,

I highlty simpathise with you, so sorry and I thank the almighty God that you are alive.

Could you please send me your personal phone contacts including the code so we can as well ease our mode of correspondence.

Though, there is a good news regarding the delivery of the card through, i hope if you lay your hand on the funds you can take good care of yourself and heal up fast.

You can as well call me on +234-80-339-68-400

I await your urgent reply.

Dr Cofi Ali.

I need to buy some time..

I need to put Dr. Cofi Ali off a little bit, in order to gain time to fool with James Luis some more. I decide that I must have received a terrible gunshot wound, which is why I can't get back with Zedex right now...

Dr. Ali,

I was shot by a gun in the leg tonight. Look at this picture. I'm afraid I can't deal with Zedex right now.


I'll write back as soon as I'm able.
yours,
RP Coltrane

Dr. Ali checks in

At this point Dr. Ali wants to make sure that Zedex Express has contacted me.

Attn: Roscoe Coltrane,

I saw your massage it all good that you have contacted zedex expressparcel services

for your delivery,nevertheless i believe by now you must have received your consignment at your door step.Please inf om us as soon as possible if you have

so therefore we can send to you, your secret pin code the will enable you make

use of the card at any ATM center around you,

I rest my case until i hear from you as soon as possible

Regards,

Dr, Cofi Ali.

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FROM THE NEW ELECTED MINISTER: Hon. (Mrs) Doores Morgan
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE,
SECRETARY: James Luis,

5th Floor, Annex 3, New Federal Secretariat Complex,
Shehu Shagari Way, Central Area
Abuja - Nigeria .

Attention: Father Roscoe P Coltrane

I AM SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE I AM SO BUSY ALL THE DAYS,

THE PICTURES YOU ASK FOR I AM VERY BUSY TO SNAP THE PICTURE AND MRS, MORGAN TOLD ME THAT I DONT NHAVE ANY AUTHORITY TO GIVE HER PICTURE TO ANY ONE AND SHE TELL ME NOT TO DO I YOU SAID TOO BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE RIGHT OFFICE SO I DECIDED TO BRING ONE OF MY FAMILY PICTURE SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW AND SEE THE KNID OF PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH,

PLEASE DO MAIL ME BACK IF YOU ARE READY TO PAY AND PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT TELL MRS, MORGAN BECAUSE AHE SAID THAT SHE WILL MAIL YOU HERSELF

AND IF YOU ARE READY TO PAY, PAY THROUGH THE INFORMATION I GAVE TO YOU LAST TIME

Best Wishes,

Hon. (Mrs.) Doores Morgan
The Federal Minister Finance (FMF).
PERSONAL SECRETARY: Mr. James Luis

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Editors Note: He attached a picture of a guy with three very sweet looking, innocent children. We're going to leave them out of this.