Dear Mr. Luis,
So sorry to hear that you were eat by a car on your way to the office. Thank God you are all right. What's this about $900,000? I don't know any Barrister Frank Bobby and I am most certainly not dead. Let me know details. I have to go do the daily blessing of the sheep.
Father Roscoe P Coltrane
Holy Apostolic Armeninan Order of St. Bartholomew.