Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Father Coltrane sends his picture


Dear Sister Wells
Bless you for your prompt reply and may the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen).
My sister, it is wonderful that you are considering donating to our church, and you will be most welcome in our Holy order.

My sister, if you simply join in committment to our ministry, the Order of St. Bartholomew, indeed you will become as one of our family. This will make you wishes the highest priority of our ministry. I attach the Order of St. Bartholomew induction agreement form. The agreement form is very simple and only requires your name and signature.

It would please me greatly to see a photograph of the other saints in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. Also, I would deeply cherish some of your famous cocoa beans from that area.

As soon as you have been inducted to our order then we can proceed with your business proposition immediately.

Please note that we cannot agree to any form of communication other than email until after you have been inducted to our church.

Many Blessings,
Rev. Coltrane

1 comment:

katiek said...

OMG skip. what have you gotten yourself into! this is a shady new habit!