Wednesday, February 20, 2008

No suprise, I immediately get a reply from Zedex

Zedex? I dunno, sounds like a pro outfit to me...

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2008 1:42 PM
Subject: which of the options sir,



ZEDEX EXPRESS PARCEL SERVICES
Global Cargo Freight Services

6A Musa Street,Ikoyi Lagos
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MAIL DELIVERY SERVICE
6A Musa Street,Ikoyi Lagos
LAGOS NIGERIA.
EMAIL:zedexexpressparcel_services@hotmail.com
Attn:Roscoe Caltrane,

WE RECIEVED A DETAILED INFORMATION FROM THE FEDERAL MININSTRY OF NIGERIA,ASKING THIS COURIER COMPANY TO DELIVER AN PARCEL BELONGING TO MR.ROSCOE CALTRANE .IN VIEW OF THIS,WE HAVE GONE THROUGH OUR DELIVERY CHART AND CREATE A FIEL FOR THE DELIEVERY OF YOUR YOUR PARCEL TO YOUR DOOR STEP.
BASED ON THIS PREMIUM,THE FOLLOWINGS BELLOW ARE OUR OFFICIAL SHIPPMENT CHARGES AS APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA TO HER INTERNATIONAL STANDARD.
FOR YOUR OWN INTEREST AND URGENTENCY, CHOOSE BETWEEN THE FOLLOWING CHOICES OF SHIPPING AND GET BACK TO US.

FIST OPTION. 2-3 DAYS DELIVERY
MAILING &N BSP;...................$100.00
INSURANCE.............................$7300.00
VAT (5%)................................... $60.00
TOTAL................................. $890.00
SECOND OPTION 3-4 DAYS
MAILING &N BSP;..................$ 100.00
INSURANCE.............................$ 700.00
VAT (5%)................................. $ 60.00
TOTAL................................. $ 860.00

THIRD OPTION 6-7 DAYS
MAILING &N BSP;..................$ 100.00
INSURANCE.............................$680.00
VAT (5%)................................. $ 60.00
TOTAL................................. $ 840.00
NOTE THAT OUR SHIPPING COMPANY DECLINED REVERSE PAYMENT FOR THE SERVICE, REASONS BEING THAT IT IS AGAINST OUR PROFESSIONAL POLICY TOWARDS ENSURING THE SAFE DELIVERY OF THE PARCEL TO YOU. COST OF SHIPPING WOULD BE PAID BY YOU BEFORE SHIPPING OF YOUR PARCEL.

GET BACK TO US WITH THE SHIPPING OPTION THAT SUITS YOU MOST.

THANKS
YOURS FATHFULLY
AT YOUR SERVICE.
MR.TONY MARTINS.
(ZEPS)

1 comment:

roadrunner201 said...

AAAHHH! You have to be kidding me! Besides the atrocious spelling and grammar, "pay $800+ BEFORE we send you your parcel." Boo.

You're awesome, though for playing along so well. You could be an undercover detective:-)