Thursday, February 25, 2010

Okay, time to fill out the application form...

In case you lose track, we'll call this scambait #1 (2010)
My reply to Mr. Raymond Mark that offered the loan.

DEAR MR. MARK, I hope the information below will aid you in the approval of the loan. I am very anxious to start the missionary work at home and abroad. Many blessings upon you and your house.
May the Spirit of St. Bartholomew the Curious abide in you and guide your inner functions to the proper passage of evil to the appropriate exit. Amen.
Loan application form
Name (Mr., Ms., Dr., etc.) Mr. Fr.
Name: Roscoe
Middle Name: P
Surname: Coltrane
Date of birth (yyyy-mm-dd): 1960-12-15
Gender: Male
Marital status: Single
Total amount needed: $33,500 US
Duration time: 2 years
Address: 2b Baker Street
City: Smallville
State / Province: Indiana
Postcode: 66624
Country: USA
Phone: 423-910-9011
Mobile / Cell: 423-910-9011
Monthly Income: $3500
Occupation: Priest- Holy Apostolic Order of St. Bartholomew the Curious

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